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Marshmellow Trees and Nougat Hospitals

The Marshmellow Tree

On Monday I went to Amendaria’s place to see how he was after all that’d happened at the tea party, but he wasn’t home. Since it had been raining all day I was worried something had happened to him (we all know the weather represents the mood of unicorns). I just had to find him…

After looking for hours and hours I sat down under the tree of marshmellows to rest a bit. After two minutes I heard someone sobbing. When I looked up, I saw Amendaria lying on the biggest branch of the tree, eating chocolate marshmellows whilst crying. “There you are!”, I said, “I’ve been looking everywhere for you! Do you want to come down and talk to me?”. Amendaria replied: “I really want to but I can’t. When I climbed in this tree I forgot I’m afraid of hights and now I’m scared that if I move, I’ll fall down!”  This was awful. I had to find a way to get him out of that tree… “Do you want me to call the emergency services to get you out?” I asked. Amendaria shook his head. So I asked: “What if I brought you a ladder? Would you dare to come down if you had a ladder?” Amendaria responded: “Maybe… We can try!” I hurried home, took the ladder out of my garden shed, folded it up so that it could fit in my purse and ran back to the marshmellow tree. When I got back I put the ladder against the branch on which Amendaria was lying and encouraged Amendaria to come down by saying: “C’mon Amendaria, you can do this! One step at a time!” Amendaria slowly climbed down the ladder. When he was down I gave him a hug and we sat down under the tree.

I asked Amendaria how he was feeling after which he finally told me the truth: “Awful, I can’t forgive myself for hurting Rudy… He was my dearest friend. I want to visit him so badly, I want to know whether he’s still angry with me, but I don’t dare to. I’m so scared he’ll start yelling again.” I patted Amendaria on the back and asked him:”Do you want me to go with you? I can go in first to find out whether he’s still angry with you. If he isn’t you can come in as well…” After I said this it suddenly stopped raining. Amendaria had a surprised look on his face and said: “Would you do that for me? You wouldn’t mind?” I looked Amendaria in the eyes and replied: “Off course not! If you want we can leave now!” A smile appeared on Amendaria’s face and he said: “I’d love that!” When he’d said this, the dark clouds dissappeared and the sun started shining again. We left for the hospital right away.

 

At the Nougat Hospital

Ten minutes later we arrived at the hospital. The hospital in the Land by the Rainbow isn’t like any other hospital. The building is made of nougat, all the doors were made of ginger cookies, the reception made of M&Ms and seats made of gingerbread. After asking the receptionist in which room we could find Rudy we bought Rudy some chocolates and a balloon with “get well soon” on it in the gift shop.

When we arrived at his room I went in first, just like we planned earlier. Rudy was watching Breaking Bad on TV when I walked in his room. It was the episode in which they use acid to dissolve the corpse of Emilio in a bathtub… Rudy looked at me in shock when he saw me and started talking: “Wh-Wh-What are YOU doing here?” to which I replied: “Hello to you too Rudy, I thought I’d pay you a visit. Is that alright?” Rudy nodded and told me to take a seat. I sat down and asked Rudy how he was. Rudy responded: “I’m alright… still recovering, as you can see.” I looked Rudy in the eye and quietly said to him: “Rudy, I need to ask… When you were in the ambulance the nurse told us you could press charges against Amendaria for what he did. Are you…” Rudy started answering my question before I could finish it and said: “No, I’m not going to press charges against Amendaria. I know he does stupid things sometimes but he can’t help it. He’s just very impulsive and, let’s face it, not very clever. I over-reacted the other day, I was just so angry with him. But I can’t stay mad at him…. I love him too much for that! I just wish he’d visit me, I miss him and I’d like to apologise for saying all those horrible things.” I was so glad to hear Rudy say this and couldn’t wait to tell him Amendaria was waiting for him on the other side of that delicious door and said “Well Rudy, have I got good news for you!” I opened the door and Amendaria walked in after which Rudy started smiling. Amendaria gave Rudy his gifts and apologised to which Rudy said: “It’s alright. I’m sorry I reacted the way I did. I’m sorry I called you all those awful things. You’ve been such a good friend in the past. You didn’t deserve to be talked to like that for making a mistake.” Amendaria started crying tears of joy after which Rudy got up and gave him a hug.

My work for the day was done. I brought two friends back together again. Next to that I was starting to feel hungry after seeing all the delicious furniture in the hospital. I decided that it was time for me to go home before I started eating some of it and said goodbye to my two newest friends.

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The unicorn and the Pegasus

Toby and Fiona moved in together last week and to maintain our friendship we’ve agreed on having a small tea party each Sunday. You should know that at a traditional tea party in the Land by the Rainbow, there has to be a homemade rainbow cake. But as you probably suspected, you can’t make those without bits of rainbow. The only place where you can find these without damaging the rainbow, is by the roots of the rainbow. Since the sun was out this morning, I saw my chance to go rainbow picking.

Whilst filling my basket with bits of rainbow I heard voices coming my way. I thought it sounded like the creatures were having an argument… I looked up to see what was going on and saw a unicorn and a Pegasus under the tree made of Curly Wurlys.  At first I thought I’d better keep my nose out of it and continued picking bits of rainbow.  All of a sudden I heard one of the two yelling: “Stay away from my wife, bastard!” When I looked up again I saw the unicorn heat-butting the Pegasus, after which the Pegasus fell to the ground. I decided I had to do something and ran towards them. When I got there the unicorn spoke to me: “Please, help him. I didn’t mean to hurt him. I got so caught up in the moment … I’m so sorry. Please… please, help him.” I kneeled down next to the Pegasus and noticed he was bleeding heavily and unconscious. He needed professional help and called the emergency services. After hanging up the phone the Pegasus came back to his senses again and started moaning. I told him to stay calm and that an ambulance was on the way. The Pegasus looked at the unicorn and said: “Why did you do that? That wasn’t in the script, idiot!” This confused me. The script? Which script? Were they practising for a play? The unicorn replied: “I know Rudy, but I got so caught up in my role. I just… I just…” At this point Rudy yelled at him: “I just… I just… You just what, Amendaria?! You thought that horn on your head wouldn’t hurt me? Stupid moron…” Amendaria the unicorn mumbled: “I’m sorry…” To which Rudy replied: “Is that what you’re going tell the director? “I’m sorry, Steven. I didn’t mean to hurt him. I just got caught up in the role…” And what do you expect Steven will say to that? Do you think he’ll accept your apology? Forget it! You’re fired for sure, retard!” Amendaria started crying. Rudy started yelling again: “Yes, off course… start crying, like you always do when something goes wrong! When are you finally going to grow a pair?” After this hurtful remark by Rudy, I started talking: “Can you both just stop fighting and calm down?” Both of them had their eyes on me now. I turned to Rudy and said: “Yes, Amendaria obviously did something stupid, but he didn’t mean it. He’s explained himself, apologised multiple times… He clearly feels sorry about what he did. I think it’s only decent to accept his apology. That doesn’t mean you have to be friends. It just means that you stop fighting about what happened. You’ve given him your opinion, your message was clear… Time to stop going on about it.” Then I turned to Amendaria and said to him: “And you, stop crying. What you did wasn’t very smart, but crying about it won’t solve a thing. He’s still alive, he just needs some medical attention. There’s an ambulance on the way, they’ll know what to do…” They both silently looked at me. They were probably wondering who I was and why I thought I had the right to give them my opinion.

After 5 minutes of complete silence the ambulance arrived. They got Rudy into the ambulance. He had to go to the hospital to be examined properly and get some stitches. After we’d told them what had happened they told us that Rudy has the right to press charges against Amendaria and left for the hospital again.

Amendaria seemed worried. I told him everything would be alright. He replied to this: “How do you know that? What if Rudy presses charges?” He was right… What if he pressed charges? What would happen to Amendaria? Which penalty do unicorns get for head-butting someone in the Land by the Rainbow? After thinking about this, all I could say to Amendaria was: “You’re right… I don’t know. I was just trying to comfort you.” Amendaria didn’t reply to this. He just stood there, with the saddest and most hopeless look upon his face.

When I saw the sun had disappeared and noticed that it was starting to rain airdrops. This was only normal after what had happened… everyone knows that a unicorn’s state of mind influences the weather. I looked at Amendaria and said: “I have to go, it’s starting to rain and I don’t have an umbrella with me. Do you think you’ll be alright?” Amendaria shortly replied: “Sure…” I felt so sorry for him and said: “You know, I’m having a tea party this Sunday. If you want, you can come too.” His face lighted up (and so did the sky). “It starts at 4 in the afternoon. I live in the house under the tree made of strawberry bootlaces.” To this he said: “I’d love to come, thanks for inviting me.” After this we both went home.

TO BE CONTINUED